Oxballs: The quest for my first cockring

Matthijs van Els CONTENT EDITOR/ AUTHOR

I don’t know what it is, but cockrings have always fascinated me. When a guy is wearing one, I instantly think, I need to have that dick. I have never owned one myself, but I tried this non-stretchy rubber cockring once, and it hurt so much that it left a bit of a mental scar. Since I’m exploring the world of kink and fetish, I felt it was time for me to get back on the horse and start looking for my first ever cockring.

I went into the Mister B store in Amsterdam and got acquainted with a wide range of Oxballs products, which was quite overwhelming to be honest. Luckily, shop manager Andre was there to help me out with all my questions. Rings, stretchers, splitters, slings; I really had no clue. I honestly thought a cockring was just a cockring, simple as that. After careful consideration, and some great advice from Andre, I went home with five different cockrings. Needless to say, I wrote a review about them. Here we go!


DO-NUT 2 COCKRING 

Let’s start with an entry-level cockring, the DO-NUT 2 Cockring. The description on the packaging sounded promising: super-stretchy and tough, with a firm grip, and a non-rolling design that makes it stay in place. I decided to try this one with a guy who is reeeallly into edging me – which I love – because I figured the feeling must be so much better by wearing a cockring. And it did! It felt like I was in heaven for a while. I don’t know if it was because of the cockring or the edging, probably both, but my dick and balls were incredibly hard and sensitive. My eyes were practically in the back of my head the whole time, and I kept begging him to make me cum. It was fantastic. Thanks for not lying to me, dear packaging.

Oxballs DO-NUT-2 cockring - NIGHT Edition

GAUGE COCKRING 

I met up with another friend to play with the rest of the products, which was lot of fun! We unwrapped the products one by one, we helped each other putting them on, and exchanged thoughts. People have told me before that it’s amazing to experiment and play together, and now I finally get it. It really felt like Christmas morning, just two guys unwrapping their naughty gifts and playing with them. The GAUGE Cockring that we tried out was basically the same as the DO-NUT, except for the knob at the bottom which puts pressure on the perineal area when you wear it. It was equally nice and easy to use, and it felt good, but I would have liked more pressure on my perineum. I liked it for sure, but sometimes I forgot the knob was even there.

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360 2-WAY COCKRING AND BALLSLING 

As the name suggests, there are two ways to wear the 360 2-WAY COCKRING AND BALLSLING. You can use it as a bulge ring that pushes your junk up and out, or it can be used as a ballsling, which holds the balls down and pushes them out, separating them from the cock. I tried the second option first, and that was NOT a success for me. In fact, it felt so uncomfortable that my dick turned soft, and that is the opposite of what a cockring is supposed to do. I think it was because of the small rectangular shape of the hole that my balls needed to go through. However, using the 360 as a bulge ring is a definite YES for me. It made my package look bigger, and the pressure and tightness around it was perfect.

Oxballs-360-Cockring-Ball-Sling-Black

COCKSLING-2 

Then it was time for a classic, the COCKSLING-2. Just by the looks of it, I was really looking forward to try it out. And the description made me even more curious: it cradles your nuts, grips the base of your dick keeping you rock-hard, and it pushes all you got up and out. Now I can be all mysterious and descriptive about it, but there is nothing more to say than the fact that I LOVED IT. Yes, my balls were basically being detached from my scrotum – I finally got the Ox-reference being a castrated cow – and it felt soooo good. My friend was playing with my balls, and it felt incredible. He wasn’t even playing hard, only gently touching them with the tip of his fingers, and that made me wild. I was completely aware of every single sensation going through my balls which was awesome. Be that as it may, after a while I looked at my balls and I saw they were not in their original colour anymore. They kind of turned purple (yes, I’m exaggerating), and the tightness around my balls wasn’t as pleasurable as before.

Oxballs-Cocksling-2-Black

HUNG PADDED COCKRING 

Last but certainly not least, I tried on the HUNG Padded Cockring. To be honest, I wasn’t expecting a lot from this one. I didn’t see how this big and relatively heavy thing would give me any stimulation or pleasure. Boy was I wrong. Same as with the 360 2-WAY Cockring, I loved how my junk was lifted, but this was on a whole other level. It isn’t called hung for no reason, that’s for sure. I’m completely happy being a medium-sized-dick guy, but yes, sometimes I dream of having a bigger tool, and that is exactly what this cockring treated me to for a hot second. It looked great, and it felt even better; it was the right amount of pressure and tightness.

Oxballs HUNG padded cockring - Black - buy online at www.misterb.com

After two days of playing with these Oxballs gems, I have made my decision, and the results are final. First of all, I’m still a cockring lover, and I will definitely continue using them, but I have figured out that I’m not a big fan of using them for longer than fifteen minutes. I love the way they make my dick and balls harder, bigger, and more sensitive, but at some point, it feels uncomfortable for me, and then I want my ‘normal’ junk back. The other thing I discovered is that in general I don’t like it too much when my balls are being separated from my dick by a sling – even though I went crazy for the classic COCKSLING-2 at first. With that being said, I’m happy to say my favourite piece is the 360 2-WAY Cockring, when used as a bulge ring! I love the stretch, the tightness, and the way it literally elevates my dick and balls to a higher level, in a way that it’s still suitable for me and my body. And I will not easily forget about all the sensations I felt during that afternoon wearing it…

Check out MisterB.com for all the Oxballs products we have to offer, like cockrings, fuckplugs, buttplugs, sheaths, cock cages, puppy tails, and so much more. And if you are in need of some expert advice, visit your local Mister B Store and have a chat with our lovely and welcoming staff. Are there any other products you would like me to try out and review? Feel free to slide in my DMs on Instagram @matthijsvanels.